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William Kuechenberg

      To answer your first question, it's pronounced "koochin-burg."
 

      To answer your second question, yes, of course I'd be delighted to tell you more about myself, thank you. Originally from outside of Chicagoland, I have an inexhaustible Midwestern work ethic, an intimate familiarity with poverty, and a really harsh Chicago accent. I write in many different genres, though I have a particular penchant for magical-realist quasi-surrealist stories taking place in richly realized worlds -- and if there's a horror dimension to it, all the better.

 

     Like Clive Barker, James Joyce, and Kurt Vonnegut, my fundamental artistic fascination interest is where the mythic and the mundane intersect, where the profane meets the profound.

     Comedy is my second great artistic love: my stylistic comedic ideal is a rich
, chocolatey core of easily-digestible lowbrow humor with a thin candy shell of smart jokes and esoteric references. 

     My passion for storytelling drives me. I've won several awards for my writing and filmmaking, including finishing in the Top 50 of the Academy Nicholls Screenwriting Fellowship. I wrote comedy professionally with Cracked.com as a columnist for several years. I live my life so that I will write and direct film professionally. 

     Let's make something together. 

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Animated Sitcom - Pilot - Half Hour

After Hell is forced to rebrand itself as a trendy private business, three demons and Satan Himself struggle to find money, love, and innocent souls in a strange world they don't understand: Los Angeles.

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Blackballed

Dramadey - Pilot - One Hour
An uncompromising washed-up director must return to an industry that reviles him to avoid losing everything. One problem: the only studio willing to fund his magnum opus demands he make it a porno.
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Horror - Feature

A struggling photographer becomes snowed in at a hunting cabin inherited from his schizophrenic father. A voice from the radio offering answers claims to be a friend of his father’s— but may be Death itself.

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Drama - Pilot - One Hour


New Orleans, 1865. A resurrected slave strikes a deal with the Voodoo god of death: kill the Confederate general who killed him. Succeed, and he is free. Fail, and he’ll never see his family again.
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WINDY

CITY

BLACKOUT

Sci-Fi - Western - Feature

When the robotic defenses of post-apocalyptic Chicago's last free city suddenly stop working, an enigmatic scout, a fast-talking comm officer, and a bitter scientist must travel to reactivate them before barbarians destroy their home.


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Sitcom - Half Hour - Pitch Packet

A series bible / pitch packet for "Rock Bottom," a raunchy sitcom reflecting and satirizing life in the Rust Belt. Multiple episodes written. Premise pilot viewable below.

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Scripts
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Trashboy (HD Version)
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Century of Progress Homes
05:04
The Vallures | INtune
03:04
Forest Foraging
04:46
Busman's Holiday | INtune
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Whispers Estate
04:51
Woody Pines -- Promo Reel
03:50
Thee Tsunamis | INtune
03:14
Root Soother | INtune
03:16
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Contact
Hit     Me    Up
Let's    Be    Friends

Thanks -- I'll get back to ya.

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